Vanity

First off, I'm sorry - I really don't have bad form - I just can't get this fool thing to double space to save my rear end today!! I see spaces on this page - but not on the preview...

Let's talk about vanity plates for a moment, shall we? Now, don't get me wrong, I love vanity plates. I've had many in my lifetime.

LYNNS84

2LW2DIG

GETGOIN

DANY&ME

LOONSGL

Those are just some I can remember as of right now. But some people take the VANITY part way too far with their vanity plates.

DISCLAIMER: These vanity plates offend me, I in no way support them nor the idiots driving with them on their vehicles.

So - I apologize if they offend you too. But sometimes I feel the need to share ugly things, so that my brain doesn't have to bear the brunt alone.

Here are some of these offensive vanity plates that if I worked at DMV, would never be on the road.

SMOKN HT

PLBY BNY

2 HOTTTT

GETUWET (VOLUNTEER FF - BUT STILL....)

RU18QT (THIS MAN SHOULD BE ARRESTED)

LTLHOTY

U2UGLY (REALLY?)

O2CUTE

ALL QT

UCAQT

And my favorite is on a beat up old van. I saw this van parked by the curb outside of a drug store, my son was with me. My jaw dropped. Then I got MAD!!!!!! Really mad! I walked into that drug store, and it's a little one, so I could immediately see there was only 2 men in the entire store, and they were up at the register. I was already running my mouth. And it wasn't nice. I was telling my son that if he EVER, EVER put something that rude, crude, stupid and demeaning on his vehicle, that I didn't care if he was 50 - if I was still alive, I would do terrible things to him. If any man is stupid enough to think that something like that would actually get him a date, or a girlfriend, or even a one night stand, he had MANY MANY MANY severe mental problems. And I was NOT quiet doing all this, and the men heard the whole thing - which was good, because I meant for them to hear it. It's not easy to explain that van to a child. At least my son was 13 and sorta knew what it meant. As if it was discreet to begin with.

License plate: O2BNU

Spare tire cover: "YOUR PLACE OR MINE....."

WOW!!!!!! I feel dirty and am turning my lip up in disgust just typing that!! Ewwwww!!

Are there offensive license plates in other states besides Virginia? Share some with me.

Flashback Friday

Some of what I think is very pretty black sand from Haven Beach.

Today I am flashing back to the days when I could sleep all night. Without waking up. Without heartburn. Without pulling a groin just trying to roll over. Without 5 trips to the potty. Without nausea. Yes, I do realize this is all part of being pregnant. I am actually looking forward to the lack of sleep that comes with a newborn, because at least I will have that little face to look at, and little feet to kiss while I am awake. And hopefully pain will not be a part of being awake in the middle of the night. Well, this little guy will probably have a set of lungs that will cause ear pain, but that's OK.

Obviously, I don't have any story today for Flashback Friday, because I am sleep deprived. And I still have to type up the master sheet for Hubby's NFL Pickem' pool. Yay, me....

Please share a memory from whenever, that way when I wake at 3am I will have something to do!